THIS is what it’s like with my boyfriend and I. I could roll in cow shit and he’d still think I was the prettiest penny.
heterosexual men who think pussy smells really gross needs to smell their ball sweat once in awhile tbh
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son, your mother and i are very concerned
i never laughed at two cats harder before
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the article just got better as i kept on reading
When a customer takes forever to pay you for the multiple dances they just bought
Seriously though, what is with drunk dudes purposefully acting like their wallet is a fucking puzzle that can only be solved by searching through it in slow motion? Like what, I’m just going to get bored of waiting and leave without the money you owe me??
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Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out
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This is realllllllllly weird lmao
This is really NORMAL.
Except we never see it-so it is terrifying and uncomfortable when it happens.
(Mostly because people would laugh or be unkind)I own a sex shop. Once a woman bled on our chair during an interview. She was horrified and felt ashamed because it was in some way unprofessional. We weren’t bothered. We said ‘what better place to work on being ok with your body than at a feminist sex shop?’
Bleeding is normal and dealing with it is one of the most pervasive ways women are complicit in their silence.Some men bleed too. How would you react to that? For many men who are Trans the act of bleeding is a security threat.
Fuck off with your lolz.
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